Hello There, I’m Michelle.

If you’re looking to better understand the ins & outs of the Universe while maintaining your grip on reality & cultivating a positive perspective

*not a photog, just a fan of ‘90s nostalgia 

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The 90’s Goddess Deck

In need of some cool, big sister guidance? Try asking the It Girls of the Total Betty Goddess Deck.

With hand-drawn, full color images & a distinctly nostalgic feel, this 44-card oracle deck (with coloring guidebook!) pairs powerful divine feminine figures from cultures around the world with the badass ‘90s icons you’ve always wanted to imitate.

Like Cher taking Tai under her well-dressed wing, you can trust that these babes will have your back.

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