Hello There, I’m Michelle.
If you’re looking to better understand the ins & outs of the Universe while maintaining your grip on reality & cultivating a positive perspective…
You’ve come to the right place.
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50% Off Your First Reading with Coupon Code: 1STTIME ☞
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Classes, Cleanses, & Coaching
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Become Your Own Healer 1 - IRL
ANNUAL IN-PERSON REIKI LEVEL ONE
All the perks of Become Your Own Healer Online, but in real life! Start your 21-day chakra cleanse & practice healing in community with others.
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Become Your Own Healer 1 - ONLINE
REIKI LEVEL ONE FOR SELF-HEALING
Experience a 21-day chakra cleanse while studying self-healing + energy protection practices you won’t find anywhere else.
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Become Your Own Healer 2 - ONLINE
REIKI LEVEL TWO FOR HEALING OTHERS
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BODY TALK Coaching
12-WEEKS OF PERSONAL COACHING
Experience everything Michelle’s one-on-one readings have to offer + holistic health coaching to feel your best mind, body, & soul.
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The 90’s Goddess Deck
In need of some cool, big sister guidance? Try asking the It Girls of the Total Betty Goddess Deck.
With hand-drawn, full color images & a distinctly nostalgic feel, this 44-card oracle deck (with coloring guidebook!) pairs powerful divine feminine figures from cultures around the world with the badass ‘90s icons you’ve always wanted to imitate.
Like Cher taking Tai under her well-dressed wing, you can trust that these babes will have your back.
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