Origin: Hindu goddess of destruction, transformation, & time
Played by '90s Jenny McCarthy
Mood Music: Bitch, Meredith Brooks

Get singled out for your exploits and you’ll stand out from the crowd. Know that your true power lies in transformation. Sometimes you’ve gotta build up the ego just to tear it down. Create your own myths, but be willing to dismantle them when faced with new information. Don’t let anyone trim up, tone down, or shave off your dirty love.

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Origin: Mayan goddess of the moon, sex, & female protection
Played by Salma Hayek as Santanico Pandemonium, From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Mood Music: After Dark, Tito & Tarantula

Just like the moon, there's a dark side to every beauty. Be careful how you wield the seductive powers of your hypnotic charm, they have more bite than you might intend. You feel in control keeping your feelings under wraps, but that doesn't guarantee it won't hurt like a stake through the heart in the end. Protection doesn't have to include deception. Be upfront about your intentions.

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Origin: Babylonian goddess of fertility, love, & war, sometimes referred to as the “Harlot of Heaven”
Played by Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward, Pretty Woman (1990)
Mood Music: Oh, Pretty Woman, Roy Orbinson

As a morning star who’s never lost, you do whatever you want. People are bound to stare no matter what you wear, so adorn yourself in the armor of your liking. Keep your independence, but accept the occasional rescue from a worthy knight. Someday soon enough, you’ll rescue them right back.

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Origin: Yoruba twin orisha of joy, glee, & mischief
Played by Tia & Tamera Mowry, Sister, Sister (1994-1999)
Mood Music: Sister, Sister, FYÜTCH

Whether you're connected by blood or by bond, those near to your heart are forever tethered to your soul. No matter if you're separated by distance, circumstance, or even death, you'll find your way back to one another in the end. Make every reunion more joyful than the last, let them know how much you missed them, and always let your love be known.

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Origin: Greek goddess of health, cleanliness, & hygiene
Played by Gwyneth Paltrow as Estella, Great Expectations (1998)
Mood Music: Like a Friend, Pulp

Cleanliness is next to godliness. Of course, we all have our own interpretation of the word "clean." Whether you're wiping your feet, smudging your space, or detoxing your insides, a good cleanse may be just what the doctor ordered. Clear out the grime--be it external, internal, or spiritual--and watch your life begin to shine.

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Origin: Greek goddess of marriage, protecting women, & birth
Played by Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, Friends (1994-2004)
Mood Music: Jealousy, Natalie Merchant

When it comes to other goddesses, perhaps you need a change of perspective. Whether you’re fighting over lightning bearers (maybe you really were on a break!) or whose candlesticks are whose, jealousy is more about you than about someone else. Look at what you envy and find a way to make it yours - not by stealing, but by creating something new that's just for you.

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Origin: Greek goddess of the fountain of youth
Played by Isabella Rossellini as Lisle VonRhuman, Death Becomes Her (1992)
Mood Music: Forever Young, Interactive

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Screw the natural law. Define for yourself what makes you feel beautiful and forget what the cosmetic companies say. Like a magic potion, eternal youth works from within. Take care of yourself and you and your body will be together a long time. Live joyfully and you’ll get a youthful glow from the inside out.

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Origin: Egyptian goddess of the home, music, & family
Played by Brandy Norwood as Moesha Mitchell, Moesha (1996-2001)
Mood Music: Sittin' Up In My Room, Brandy

When it comes to home and family, you gotta do what you gotta do. Just don’t let your newly realized responsibilities keep you from enjoying life’s pleasures. To invigorate your energy while you’re sittin’ up in your room: play some tunes, decorate, or dance around. Do whatever you can to keep the vibe movin’ on.

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Origin: Norse goddess of poetry & eloquence
Played by Janet Jackson as Justice, Poetic Justice (1993)
Mood Music: That's the Way Love Goes, Janet Jackson

As the keeper of eloquence, you deserve respect. Pay attention to your words, both their cause and effect. When the world gets rough, turn your sorrows to song. The cadence of a rhythm will help your soul along. You can sing the words yourself or listen to the greats, either way, you’ll find a beat to which we all relate.

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Origin: British goddess of the spring, flirting, & mazes
Played by Geri Halliwell as Ginger Spice, Spice World (1997)
Mood Music: Stop, Spice Girls

Why wait for someone else to free you from life’s maze when you can free yourself? Sure, you could get lost along the way, but that’s a hell of a lot more fun than just waiting around to be rescued. Embrace your inner girl power and spice up your life with a little adventure. If they wannabe your lover, they’ll happily tag along for the ride.

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Origin: Greek goddesses of vengeance
Played by Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, & Diane Keaton as Elise, Brenda, & Annie, The First Wives Club (1996)
Mood Music: Sisters are Doin' It for Themselves, Eurythmics

If someone’s done you wrong, you have a choice: get mad or get everything...including friends with similar intentions. Once you've hashed your feelings out with your club revenge, just might seem less important. Instead, why not create a solution that serves all involved? After all, the best revenge is living better.

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Origin: Norse goddess of sex, love, beauty, & fertility, known for her noteworthy fashion accessories
Played by Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City (1998-2004)
Mood Music: Got to Be Real, Cheryl Lynn

Some love stories aren’t epic novels, and some are short stories, but that shouldn’t stop you from thoroughly enjoying every plot. Have standards for your partners, but don’t shame yourself for being sexual. You have every right to seek pleasure from those you deem worthy...or from a damn fine pair of accessories.

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Origin: Roman Goddess of fate & luck
Played by Jenna Elfman as The Angel, Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
Mood Music: Romeo and Juliet, Dire Straits

There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you’re there, it’s up to you to make it happen. Remember: fortune favors the bold. Need help to find your courage? Look for the signs along the way, take quick action when opportunities are right there, and tell the ones you love how you feel when given the chance...especially if they're Scott Baio.

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Origin: Greek sister goddesses of dawn and the moon
Played by Lisa Kudrow & Mira Sorvino, Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Mood Music: Time After Time, Cyndi Lauper

Sisterhood helps you reach for the heavens, even if you’re on different sides. Who cares if you can’t decide who’s the Mary or who’s the Rhoda? You’re costars in your own right; there’s time for each of you to rule the sky. The more you appreciate your shared source of light, the more your true colors will shine time after time.

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Origin: Greek goddess of hope, the single spirit that remained when Pandora’s Box unleashed its suffering upon the world
Played by Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz, Clueless (1995)
Mood Music: Change, The Lightning Seeds

When the world is totally buggin’, don’t let that destroy your buzz. When it seems like nothing’s left, hope’s not far behind. Retreat to a place where you can gather your thoughts and regain your strength. Once the dust has settled and you’re feeling realigned, come out. That’s when the world will need your light.

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Origin: Hindu goddess of war against demonic forces
Played by Kristy Swanson as Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Mood Music: Party with the Animals, Ozzy Osbourne

At any given time in life, you can find yourself chosen. Chosen to fight your inner demons that have risen from their grave. You might be thinking, “Excuse much, rude or anything?” but don’t be dismayed. You were born to do this. The most powerful weapon you have against the forces of darkness is your biting sense of humor.

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Origin: Greek goddess of sorcery, herbalism, & enchantment
Played by Sandra Bullock as Sally Owens, Practical Magic (1998)
Mood Music: Crystal, Stevie Nicks

Get lost on an island of your own creation. It’s time to make magic that’s untainted by the outside world. Eventually, you’ll need to reconnect to civilization, but for now, infuse your energy into the potions, tonics, and intentions that will serve your highest good. Just be careful what you wish for, lest your spells become a curse.

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Origin: Greek priestess cursed with visions no one believed
Played by Demi Moore as Marina Lemke, The Butcher’s Wife (1991)
Mood Music: This is Your Life, Banderas

Trust your intuition, even when the outside world thinks you’re nuts. Sometimes divine messages just aren’t meant for you to share (yet). Other times, it may take a spell for things to pan out as planned. Regardless of the missteps fate might put into your path, never give up on your vision. Destiny has a way of working itself out.

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Origin: Celtic goddess of poets, healers, lofty ideas, & spring
Played by Julia Stiles as Kat Stratford, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Mood Music: Spiderbait, Calypso

When your high and mighty habits leave you longing for some love, level out the playing field and transcend the common tongue. In a world that’s filled with words you just can’t quite define, there’s solace and connection that can be found in rhyme. If you choose to write a poem or serenade them with a song, your lover’s heart will open no matter how you’ve done them wrong.

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Origin: Greek goddess of humor & sexual liberation known for exposing her vulva to the Goddess Demeter
Played by '90s Drew Barrymore
Mood Music: Icicle, Tori Amos

Don’t take yourself too seriously. Sometimes exposing your true nature can turn someone’s frown upside down. Embrace the power of your consent, love every inch of your bodacious bod, and don’t be afraid to laugh…even at yourself. You never know what daisies might spring up in the light of your smile.

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